ELE: Extinction Level Event

There’s an incoming one. And it’s called… your life. And it’s 100% fatal. There’s no escaping it.

You have a one hundred percent chance of dying. Asteroid or not, magnetic pole shift or not, you will die. So start living. Start dancing. Start loving. Stop worrying about things that can kill you: you are already dying.

Your life isn’t yours: it is humanity’s. You have a gift to give back – that’s why you were bestowed by this precious gift by the Gods themselves.

There’s an ELE, and you’re it.

Stop worrying about death. You’re already in the process of going extinct.

Out.

Arctic